oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
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Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
i think i just lost a toe
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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