I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
ttyl tear gas
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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