Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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