I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
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I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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