all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
is it fun? or sober?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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