Christians are straight up FREAKS
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
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