Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
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