Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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