who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
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And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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