Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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