there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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