8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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