He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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