After last night, I could never be a politician.
i was born a porn star she said
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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