Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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