He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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