Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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