That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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