i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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