Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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