we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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