is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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