Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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