You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
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