omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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