i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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