I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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