She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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