The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Randomize
