More tranny stories later!
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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