I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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