So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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