i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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