Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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