You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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