in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species