it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out