You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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