This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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