11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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