I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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