We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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