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She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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