so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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