i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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