you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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