apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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