Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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