it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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