I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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