All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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