look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.