So drunk its hurt
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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