big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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