I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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