i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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