Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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