i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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