i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm too high and old for this...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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