I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
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I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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